Supply Chain Santa hits the streets of Toronto

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TRANSCRIPT

The holidays are going to be a little bit different this year.

The shelves are empty and supply
chains are more messed up

than Christmas at the Kardashians.

We need a different approach
and that's where I come in.

Supply Chain Santa!

Let's face it, people need to lower their expectations.

Kids wanted elf on the shelf?

This year all they're getting is...

The shelf. Sorry kids.

Tell me what you want for Christmas.

These guys, the Leafs to win the cup.

With the price of gas this year.

I'm doing this mother on foot!

Mama wanted bath salts for Christmas,

this year all she's getting is road salt.

Sorry mama!

I'm not saying "ho ho ho" this season,

I'm saying "no, no, no".

I'm here at the Distillery Winter Village.

And as you can see, Christmas is just around the corner.

What do we want for Christmas this year?

Nintendo Switch?

Out of stock!

Yes, it's me. Supply Chain Santa. Lower your expectations!

What about a hula hoop?

A hula hoop? A hula hoop?

Toilet paper?

Out of stock! I'm sorry it's out of stock.

Money?

Money...

Does money count?

Money. How much money?

A lot.

A PS5?

Can't swing a PS5...

How about some coffee whitener?

Very big on the East Coast! You'll love it. You'll love it.

The best I can do is a gently used chapstick.

Santa Claus gummies.

Wow! They're gummies!

A house, a detached house.

A detach-- oh specific!

How about the gift of patience and delayed gratification?

What? No.

It's a great gift!

Another happy child.

Enjoy your gummies.

Thank you.

Don't share them with children.

I hope today everyone's learned the true meaning of Christmas:

Hiding your disappointment when you don't get what you want.

For This Hour Has 22 Minutes,

I'm Brandon Ash-Mohammed.